INCISION

Hey, this blog is about that tall skinny thing that's not a supermodel. Don't know what I'm talking about? How about that thing in a gas mask? That thing that's all eyes? None of this familiar? Then GTFO, for your own good.

Those of you who are still with me. I sympathise. You probably still hate me, though, and I understand that.

At least, I try to.

I'm starting to see the appeal of blogging. Talking about how you feel is always going to be healthy and cathartic, no matter who you are.

Let's get to know each other. Here are 13 facts about me:

1. My name is Artsyom, although some people call me Artyom

2. Belarusian and proud

3. Alexandria's my daughter and I did not abandon her

4. I'm a Runner

5. But I have a pact with a certain Fear

6. I've been running since I was ten

7. I'm 37

8. Under a full moon, I have prophetic dreams

9. I like slow walks in the park and driving very very fast

10. My favourite animals are rabbits and I would never ever hunt them

11. My weapon of choice is your face, usually when I attack the floor with it

12. I have surprisingly few problems with the world

13. I end as many lives as I save

Anyway, I'm busy, see you all around.