Hey, it's your favourite friend Tyoma. Well, I went out and did what I said I'd do - that is, kill Andrei and put the fear of God into McAllister. They were piss easy to track down, I swear to god, they spend too much time around tech. Well-off gangsters don't slip under the radar here. So, I hunted down their nice little residence, knocked on the door, because I was feeling generous that day.
An: "Who are you, and why are you here?"
Me: "I'm the stuff of your nightmares and I'm here to haunt your ass."
I pulled my hood down so he could see my eyes, what Alexandria and I share, green eyes. Like my mother, and her father, and her father's mother...
He went for his gun, good job I actually got to mine first, a? I put it to his empty head.
Me: "Drop your gun and I won't shoot. I'm not here to hurt you unless you hurt me."
Obviously that was a lie, but if you say it in the right tone of voice, people will think you're just trying to orchestrate the situation and that you'll leave them once you've got money or whatever.
An: "Easy now." He put the gun down slowly. "I don't know who you are, or why you're here, but nobody has to get hurt."
Nobody has to get hurt, readers. That's not to say nobody will get hurt. If you understand that, you're a good candidate for surviving longer than it takes for you to get to a bathroom when you have a turtlehead. Anyway, I'm not a fuckin idiot, I kicked his away gun hard enough for it to fly across the hallway and smash a vase.
Me: "You don't know who I am?" I turned the safety off. "Bullshit. Say my name or I'll blow your fucking head off."
An: "You that b- that girl's father?"
Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed him starting to lower his hands to the floor. Which I did not give him permission to do. Seriously. Does he have any sense of hostage etiquette?
Me: "Yeah, and you will keep your hands by your fucking head!"
He put his hands back up. A little less hastily than I would have liked to have seen, but, he was obedient and that's all you really need. The rest is just a bonus.
An: "And what are you doing here? Would've thought you'd be with the kid."
Me: "Told you, she ran off didn't she?" I gave him a few seconds to jog his memory, then said, "Hey. Andreika. What was your first word?"
He paused. I don't think he got it. Then he just said
An: "What?"
Me: "Weird how your first word was English, anyway, take comfort that it's your last-"
And I pulled the trigger and watched his skull collapse in at the back and burst, blasting brains and blood and bits down the hallway. It was pleasant enough; had a nice trajectory.
Next for everyone's favourite babochka. McAllister. He had gotten on the phone and was talking to some prick
McA: "Situation in Russia, come armed, Andrei's hurt bring a medic."
I went in, twisted his arm until he dropped the phone and onto his knees like the little bitch he is.
Me: "Situation in Russia?" It was unprofessional of me but I couldn't help lol'ing. "Do you have any motherfucking idea how big Russia is?" (Hint: Russia is so huge, that even my dick thinks it's pretty big.) "As for Andrei. You might need a coroner, not a medic."
McA: "You... you're here to kill me, aren't you?"
Me: "Yeah. Glad we could skip to that. It can get so exhausting trying to hint at it." I whacked him with my 9mm until he was on the floor. "First you get to feel something at least close the same fear my little girl felt." Then started punching and kicking him in the weak spots. Stomach, face, ballsack. And he curled into a ball. Like a fucking foetus. Christ, what a cowardly little bitch.
He had it coming to him, anyway. Once I was really starting to get into it, although trying to keep him somewhat conscious, there was a gunshot and the light went out. Had to get my gun back out.
Me: "Who the fuck's there?"
Another shot. Whoever the bastard shooting was, he grazed me. What a crap shot he is. He's gonna be sorry when I get my fucking hands on him.
Whoever it was fired again, in an enclosed environment it's best not to risk it; I ran, got my ass back here, cleaned the blood of my boots, and I'm gonna get faded as feck tonight. Having fun today.